What's the most dangerous animal in the world?
A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.
Little known fact: If you ride any animal in the zoo for more than 30 seconds...
it's yours to keep.
Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection?
...because curiosty killed the cat
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
How to legalize animal poaching ?
Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.