What will men do if women become extinct?
Domesticate another animal.
Local news is like Facebook.
You get stories you don't care about, some jerk talks about weather and it all ends with pictures of animals doing funny stuff.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
I just think there are a lot more animals
out there we could be eating.
What animal do I respect most?
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.