Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !
Teacher My teacher pointed to me with the ruler and said "There is an idiot at the end of the ruler" I got suspended for asking which end!
:P
A young boy died after having sex with his teacher...
His friends high fived him to death. Zak galifinakorishdjignko
My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died...
He was exposed to the elements.
I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life
is she said " To inspire and then expire"