Running out of space for your porn collection?
Just download midget porn, it's half the size
Why is the space between a woman's chest and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
[getting fired from NASA] Is it because I kept
saying "Technically we're already in space?"
What's the difference between Ben Roethlisberger and a therapist?
There's a space between the E and the R
me as a realtor: This house does include a crawl space.
It's probably full of bones already, but you can always add more bones yourself.