Don't get mad.
Get odd. Like incredibly odd. Show up in a clown suit to their work. Draw potatoes on all their mirrors. Make them be afraid.
What's a dentist's favorite time of day?
Tooth-hurty.
NEVER date someone that works for your cell phone provider.
You're welcome.
Critics are calling my performance of Wife Pretending To Care About
Her Husband's Work Story "emotionally charged" and "daring".
I know a lot about jokes about unemployed
people But they never work