Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog?
When the lawyer won the dog bit him.
What's a Lawyers favourite food?
suet
What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began
the family tradition of getting black men off.
Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?
Because deep down they're really nice people.