How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?
30 because that's peasants work.
Bosses get a lot less demanding
when you bring a sword to work
Confucius say, many hand make for light
work, But one hand make for quick job.
INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here?
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done??
Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)