What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?
No-eyed-deer!
Right about now, family members all over the country are realizing
the Starbucks cards I gave them for Christmas are empty.
According to the stores .I should be in a Halloween costume, sitting under a Christmas tree eating turkey .
I'm so confused.
If you wake up on Christmas morning with a bad taste in your mouth
Remember, Santa only comes around once a year to empty his sack.
I just saved a ton of money on my Christmas shopping
by expressing my political views on facebook.