A programmer walks into a bar.
Barman ask him if he wants "beer or whiskey", he responded "yes"
What's a computer's favorite snack?
Microchips.
I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body....
After all, it is object oriented programming.
Why was the computer programmer single?
Because he couldn't commit.
Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?
No comment.