A teacher finds his students have drawn penises on the whiteboard, so he rubs them all off.
He is now a registered sex offender.
What do my wife and my math teacher have in common?
They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve.
What do you call a teacher who loves math?
A sum-body special.
Teacher: did your father help you with your homework?
Student: no he did it all by himself
Teacher Johnny: Use the word HARASSMENT in a Sentence...
Johnny: I was in Love with a girl and.. Her-ass-meant a lot to me