When I was 6, Santa gave me coal for Christmas, so the next year I decided to get back at him and poison his cookies.
Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad.
What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?
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I thought I would be proud of sealing all the Christmas cards myself
But the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth.
I need farmer jokes I'm doing a speech at the Christmas party
and they are farmers....I want to make fun of them
Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
It kept dropping its needles.