Why did the planet go to the doctor?
Because it had a Saturn ring.
[space mission studying behaviour of snakes on the moon] astronaut: "we
should've taken our own" astronaut holding net: "just keep looking"
When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't
it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes!
Now fuck off you c*nt!"
What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?
Space.