Lawyers are safe company to have for girls.
They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own.
What's worse than a dead lawyer?
A living one.
Are you a Lawyer?
... cause you're giving me the bar
I saw this one guy really, really beat Bobby
Flay It was his ex wife's lawyer.
Why are lawyers and their clients not allowed to engage in sexual relations?
So the client doesn't get billed twice for getting fucked twice!