Wow, I wish people were into politics as much as they're into sports.
*meets someone who's really into politics* Wow, I wish I was dead.
Guys, for Valentine's Day leave 3 notes scattered around your house for your girlfriend
that say "Will", "you", and "me." That'll keep her busy while you watch sports.
I tried on a parachute at an extreme sports retailer the other day, and asked my girlfriend how I looked.
"It suits you down to the ground", she said.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?
Because they hate Dick's