Wasn't gay marriage always legal?
Because I know that people have been happy on their wedding day.
What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage?
Tri-weekly Try Weekly and Try Weakly
No thanks, marriage.
If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs.
My life is a nightmare since they legalized
gay marriage Because I have Iridophobia.
Why is marriage like a tornado?
Sure it's all sucking and blowing in the beginning, but by time it is over your house is gone.