So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film.
Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."
Just realized that my spirit animal is Winnie the Pooh.
Two words: No pants.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
Why Latvian man did cross road?
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
I told my wife she should call me a champion bullrider...
Because I consistently last 8 seconds riding a horned animal.