It's comforting to know that the US government works the same way as a college student when it comes to deadlines...
They both wait until the last minute, then get an extension.
I'm sorry baby, but me & you are not going to work out.
We are going to watch tv.
They're having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work.
I'm dreading it.
How do you starve a black guy?
Put his food stamps in his work boots
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee you racist fuck.