Why did the wife go to the eye doctor?
Because she couldn't see eye to eye with her husband.
Nice that after 17 years of marriage I can still have a sex dream about my wife.
Last night the role of my wife was played by Jessica Alba.
Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came
as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock
Marriage is like a hurricane...
Starts with a bunch of sucking and blowing, and at the end you lose your house.
An Indian redditor gets an arranged marriage.
He turns to his partner and says: "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"