This year's Christmas must-haves?
Food, water and shelter! #theclassics
What's a minister's favorite food?
Tacos al pastor
You - The food smells wonderful
Me - That's me I burped
Eat local.
Your neighbor's food.
Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go.
Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*