When a porn actress is rude at a restaurant, there's really
nothing the staff can put in her food for revenge.
Microwaves don't need to give warning beeps after cooking the food -
the last thing I'm going to do is forget I just made pizza rolls.
My boss is marrying a Chinese woman.
Is throwing rice at a Chinese wedding considered lucky or a food fight?
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZa.
I'm told that if you eat pineapple or carrots in excess, your come will taste like that food...
Is this why my Japanese girlfriend's pussy tastes like raw fish?