Did you hear about that celebrity who committed suicide?
Reese whatsername? "Witherspoon?" "No, with a knife!" Only really works if you actually tell it to someone (and can maintain a good pokerface)
Do mailmen like opening their own
mail or does it feel like work?
What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
New job I recently got a new job assisting a one-armed typist with capital letters.
It was shift work
Only works in German - What is the biggest monkey?
- Giraffe!