Q: What's delaying the Polish space program?
A: Development of a working match.
They say people couldn't have everything because they don't have enough space to put it,
I say 'everything' includes a bag with infinite space so I can put everything in easily.
Einstein made a theory about space...
It was about time too.
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't
it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?