The lottery gives you about a 1 in 200 million chance you won't be going to work tomorrow.
Alcohol will give you a 1 in 5. #PowerballFever
My family tells me that I talk in my sleep almost every night..
But they don't say anything like that to me at work.
Just started a new job and apparently they use
the word work less figuratively than I do.
It's comforting to know that the US government works the same way as a college student when it comes to deadlines...
They both wait until the last minute, then get an extension.
How does a chef get to work?
He woks.