Do mailmen like opening their own
mail or does it feel like work?
Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them I'll start: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh!
Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works?
Me(imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes
Milliband, Clegg and Farage have quit.
Proof that the Conservatives are forcing people out of work.
"So why do you wanna work at Petsmart?" *imagines running out of
the store with all the dogs in my arms* "I'm a people person."