What is your mom's favorite animal?
Macaque.
Where do magical animals go to jail?
Azkabarn
(NSFW) It's been just over 10 years since we lost the Crocodile Hunter.
He was a man of morals that died the same way that he lived... With animals in his heart.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.