What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why was the function so sad?
It had too many callbacks.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.
A programmer walks into a bar.
Barman ask him if he wants "beer or whiskey", he responded "yes"
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.