I was going to major in cosmetology..
..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots.
free space program idea: when you bring a spaceship back to earth land
it on a huge seesaw and launch another ship off the other side
Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist
if you give them a little space
Great Britain has left the EU Now
they have a GB of free space
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution
who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.