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#1
I was going to say a dead baby joke...
but I decided to abort
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#2
Hey Texas, in Florida it's legal to abort
other people's kids up to 17 years.
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#3
The abortion train just arrived at the station.
ALL ABORT! *choo choo*
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#4
I've Got a Surprise for you!
says the excited girl friend. "abort it" he reply's.
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#5
Just gonna take a nice stroll across the OMG ABORT ABORT!!!!
- squirrels
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#6
Does anyone know what happened to Operation Baby?
Last i heard, they had to abort.
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#7
Pregnancy is like a black ops mission
They're both expensive to abort.
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#8
I failed to stop a suicidal Catholic guy from blowing himself up.
"Abort, abort abort", I shouted.
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#9
[sees cute girl at the bar] ok it's go time [makes accidental eye contact with her while pumping myself up with some lunges] dammit.
abort
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#10
My parents tried to abort
me but I was still born.
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#11
Yes, Firefox.
I will abort the script but only to save the life of the web page.
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#12
What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?
Abort - Bort - Bort!
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#13
I like dead baby jokes as much as the next
guy But sometimes you have to abort
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#14
I'd really, really love to adopt a kid some day.
Abort* Sorry, I hate auto correct.
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#15
What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?
Abort mission!
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