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Abs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of abs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Hell yes, I have the body of a Greek god: nice abs, expressionless eyes,
genitals shot off by bored soldiers during The Franco-Prussian War
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#2
Ate a vegetable about 5 hours
ago...Still no abs.
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#3
I've got washboard abs.
As soon as I can find someone with clay-jug abs and someone with jews-harp abs, we can get started on our old-timey-hobo-band abs.
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#4
*eats one piece of lettuce*
*checks for abs*
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#5
[1st date] date: ...you said you had abs me: [squints]
everyone has abdominal muscles, Susan
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#6
Me: "OMG, my abs are so sore!" 12: (sarcastically) "What abs?" Me:
"The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."
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#7
Got Abs bro?
Abs olutely.
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#8
GOOD COP: I hate crime!
BAD COP: I lost my gun. BRAD COP: Check out my abs.
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#9
Crucifixion art is so depressing.
Every time I look at Jesus, I can't help thinking...I'll never have abs like that.
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#10
Hate it when you open the fridge and can't find what you
were looking for; like happiness and perfect abs.
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#11
My abs are like tan(pi/2)
They're undefined.
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#12
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective
covering for my rock hard abs.
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#13
I would never buy a plastic 3D printed
car Unless it came with ABS.
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#14
If a waffle is a pancake with abs.
Then is a sauage a peice of bacon with a dick? (NAF
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#15
I love my 6 pack abs so much that I protect
them with a thick layer of fat.
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#16
If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling
on your phone would go to your abs.
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#17
What's the difference between new cops and old cops?
New Cops: Belly with abs. Old Cops: Belly with Fats.
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#18
Dracula & other undead people who sleep in coffins must have good abs.
They always rise up flat-backed when the casket opens.
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#19
I have abs......
.....olutely nothing
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#20
There's no way the Ninja Turtles would have those ripped abs.
You can't do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me I've tried.
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