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Academy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of academy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?
"The sky's the limit for you".
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#2
They should have an Academy
Award for "Most Acting."
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#3
A barber applied for a scholarship at the
barber's academy He didn't make the cut
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#4
What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?
Business kept falling off!
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#5
I'm still disappointed that The Phantom Menace was never nominated for an Academy Award...
...for Best Animated Film.
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#6
Breaking Celebrity News!
Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today. JK
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#7
I tried to get into the knife sharpening
academy I didn't make the cut.
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#8
GF: just FYI, my dad teaches at the Naval Academy [meeting her parents]
ME: [lifting up shirt] does my belly button look weird to you?
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#9
Did you know some dogs don't pass the Police Academy?
...they didn't pass the pawlygraph test.
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#10
My son: do kids that get bullied go to college?
Me: no they go to the police academy
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#11
"yer a magician, harry" hagrid said to hary
houdini when he graduted magic academy
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#12
What's better than going to Westford Academy?
Going to Westford high
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#13
What do you call a marine animal who under-performs at the vegetable academy?
A C-cucumber.
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#14
What is the official ice cream flavor of the Academy Awards?
Vanilla, because it's all white.
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#15
[Jedi Academy] Why do you want to be Jedi?
[Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army] To keep the peace
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#16
Did you hear about the man who cut his own head off after the Academy Awards?
He was Leonardo DiCapitated.
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#17
Where did the belly button go to school?
The Navel Academy
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