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Activist Jokes

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Activist Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of activist jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
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#2
How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?
Well, not all of them.
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#3
How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?
They can't change anything lol
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#4
What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge?
Martin Loofah King
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#5
What do you call an alien civil rights activist?
Martian Luther King jr.
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#6
What did the raped dog said to the PETA activist?
Thank god I am not an African kid.
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#7
I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children.
They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!
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#8
Why do animal rights activists hate NASA?
Because curiosity killed the cat.
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#9
How do you piss off an animal rights activist?
You eat pita bread.
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#10
"I'm a social activist.
No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow." -everyone on Facebook
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#11
Some of my friends are doctors and human rights activists and
I just spent the last 22 minutes trying to open a pistachio.
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#12
Common synonyms of unemployed.
Writer, blogger, and activist.
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#13
A LGBT activist asked me how I view lesbians Apparently
"fucking inhumane sluts" wasn't the correct answer
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#14
A pirate is sitting at a bar...
In walks in a civil rights activist, a communist, and a dog. The pirate says, "Well, today's my lucky day! X, Marx, and the Spot!"
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#15
Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
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#16
What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?
PETA Pan
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#17
My favorite porn website changed their header to include a breast cancer
awareness ribbon, so you could say I'm somewhat of an activist.
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#18
What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?
NO-HAM CHOMPSKY
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#19
One of my favourite things is Pork Souvlaki on a Pita But it's
hard to get the animal rights activists to stay still
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#20
What do you call a White Woman that has had over 4 Abortions?
Income Equality activist
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