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Acts Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of acts jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My girlfriend acts like a 14 year
old in bed Even though she is 12
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#2
SIRGEN = A Slut that
acts like a VIRGIN
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#3
My girlfriend has this weird fetish Where she dresses
up like herself, and acts like a total bitch
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#4
I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes....
they performed unspeakable acts on me. ..!!
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#5
If it acts like a duck, sounds like a duck and looks like a duck,
then it is probably some girl on Instagram taking a selfie.
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#6
Just put my phone on airline mode.
That's when it delays your texts for no reason & acts like it's doing you a favor when it does send them.
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#7
The keurig machine at work acts like its going to give me coffee, but it turns off at the last minute.
I feel like I'm getting brew balls.
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#8
My dog acts like her entire family
was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
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#9
I love how Simba acts upset when Mufasa dies as if he didn't just do a
choreographed musical number called "I Just Can't Wait To Be King".
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#10
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that
his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
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#11
What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?
A one night stand with Jesus
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#12
My friend's in a wheelchair and he acts like he's the toughest guy around.
He can talk the talk, but...
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#13
Me: Tell me about your weekend.
Bob: Why? You never ask. Me: I find your voice acts like a laxative. Bob: That's disgus- Me: It worked! Bye.
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#14
I wish there were more dry sex acts like dry-humping.
I think I'd really enjoy dry 69.
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#15
My performance as "guy who acts disgusted when wife says our recently divorced
neighbor is dating a 23 year old" is getting early Emmy buzz.
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#16
If someone acts shocked that you haven't read a certain book, the
best response you can give them is, "Yeah, I heard it sucks"
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#17
This joke contains no nudity, no sexual acts, no alkohol drinking, no cheating, violence, bad language or anything provocative.
It's so safe, its a joke.
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#18
*acts sassy* *flips hair*
*walks into a wall*
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#19
I just met my 4 day old nephew yesterday, and today he acts like he doesn't even know me.
Kids are assholes.
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#20
You inner anus is so big that when you
skydive it acts as a parachute.
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