What Are Ahead Jokes?
Ahead Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ahead jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A guy was honking at a car ahead of him to speed up at 6AM so I followed
him bc his job must be amazing if he's that excited to get to work.
#2
Mama Pig has a great new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.
It's called a garbage compactor.
#3
Granny Porn Having a Granny Porn fetish must be awesome.
The best days of you and your wife's sex life are always ahead of you.
#4
Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?
Because he ran ahead.
#5
Thought of this the other day as a 22 y/o...
How do you win the vegetable race? You need to get ahead of lettuce
#6
Coffee is nature's way of saying "Go ahead,
get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!"
#7
'Here's a good book' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster.
'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.' 'No thank you' said Mrs Monster. 'My husband's got two heads already. . .'
#8
I know a great knock knock
joke Go ahead, you start.
#9
Go ahead, post and claim my tweets as your own.
Maybe later, if you like, I'll come satisfy your woman and you can take credit for that too.
#10
Knock Knock Who's there?
I eat mop. I'll go ahead and show myself out now
#11
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
#12
Can I have some orange juice?
You: Can I have some orange juice? Other person: sure go ahead. You: Do you have any orange? Other person: what? You: I have jews but i dont have any orange.
#13
ME: The plane has wifi?
Sweet, I'm going to Skype call that radio psychic. RADIO PSYCHIC: Go ahead caller, you're on the air ME: HOLY SHIT
#14
"Go ahead, caller.
. ." "Yes, hello. My dog dug up a femur and I'd like to make soup. Would you suggest carrots or potatoes?"
#15
Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite.
Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?
#16
I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name...
I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim. Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions, I saw, I conquered, I came.
#17
Why are blowjobs referred to as "giving head"?
... because it's the only way for women to get ahead in life.
#18
What did the Bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead I'm going to stay to give these two a lift!
#19
I got mad at my uncle for telling me the results of the Cubs game because he is an hour ahead of me in New York.
And he doesn't have a DVR.
#20
Why'd the ISIS fighter bring his son to the execution?
Like all fathers, he wanted his son to get ahead.
Why People Enjoy Ahead Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and ahead jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love ahead jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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