What Are Aids Jokes?
Aids Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of aids jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The top 3 worst STDs according to logic...
1. A child 2. Feelings 3. AIDS
#2
No Valentine On Valentines Day?
Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day..
#3
A man is in the doctor's office: "Doctor, can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet
seat?" "Well yes, but only if you sit down before the last guy gets up."
#4
Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS?
It never gets old
#5
I told my grandpa he should wear his
hearing aids but he won't listen
#6
When life gives you lemons...
Just be glad it's not AIDS
#7
100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask.
... 100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!
#8
Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth
is like calling me a doctor, because I own Band-aids.
#9
You can't get AIDS from a toilet seat unless
you sit down before the other guy gets up
#10
Aids...
-What would prevent AIDS from spreading in Africa? -Sex only after lunch
#11
I used to have phone sex
now I have hearing aids
#12
What's the best thing about AIDS?
You're always positive
#13
What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?
If you're reading this it's too late.
#14
You know what the first sign of AIDS is, right?
A severe pounding in the ass...
#15
What do two gay guys have for breakfast?
AIDS and bacon.
#16
I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with
AIDS It's called "Hi Five" in Roman Numerals (HIV)
#17
What is the only result for Ear-rape?
Hearing AIDS.
#18
Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's
Day Most people don't have AIDS on World AIDS day either.
#19
What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?
AIDS
#20
Did you know there is a Virus that turns fruits into vegetables?
It's called AIDS.
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Another reason people love aids jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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