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What Are Akbar Jokes?

Akbar Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of akbar jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?
Aloha Akbar.
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#2
What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?
Allaboo Akbar.
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#3
How to get personal space If there's a lot of people,
just yell "Allahu Akbar" for a rapid evacuation.
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#4
Do Muslims scream Allahu Akbar when they blow their load into a goat?
No, they just whisper it so the goat doesn't get startled.
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#5
How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?
"Aloha Akbar!"
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#6
What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?
Aloha Akbar!
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#7
I once stood 2 Twix bars up.
Allahu Snackbar! (It was originally "Allahu Akbar", but u/Disagreeing_Man made it funnier.)
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#8
What does a Muslim with allergies say?
Al-achoo Akbar.
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#9
What's the most common "last words"?
Allah Hu Akbar
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#10
So a man walks through airport security...
Man: Knock knock. AS: Who's there? Man: Alla. AS: Alla who? Man: Alla who akbar.
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#11
Hey teacher, i made a clock!
"Did you say Allahu Akbar?"
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#12
All International Pilots need to know English.
But middle eastern pilots only need to know how to say Allahu Akbar.
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#13
We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists...
Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**
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#14
What was the last thing the Australian terrorist said.
KoALLAH AKBAR.
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#15
There was an explosion at my favorite restaurant last night.
News reports say that someone ordered the "chicken a la Hu-akbar."
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#16
What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?
Oahu Akbar!
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#17
Hawaiian terrorists be like...
Aloha Akbar
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#18
Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?
To the Allahu Akbar
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#19
[Knock knock] Who's there?
Allah. Allah who? #***ALLAHU AKBAR*** [everything explodes]
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#20
Knock knock -Who's there?
-Ala -Ala who? -AKBAR
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and akbar jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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