What Are Aladdin Jokes?
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#1
The genie sang that whole song about how he's gonna be Aladdin's
best friend ever right in front of the monkey
#2
[on the phone with wife] Honey, who do you like better, Hulk Hogan or Jafar from Aladdin?
"Tell me why." [winks at tattoo artist] No reason.
#3
Why did Aladdin have a shoe on his crotch?
Because he told the Genie he wanted his penis to grow a foot.
#4
I watch Aladdin and
root for Jafar.
#5
I know Aladdin can't wish for more wishes, but why can't he just wish
for more genies?--My 5 year old and future lawyer, probably.
#6
Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?
He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
#7
Why is it "romantic" when Aladdin sings A Whole New World while flying
on a carpet but "pathetic" when I sing it while laying on a bath mat?
#8
Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make
up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak
#9
ALADDIN: i can show you the world JASMINE: wat why.
do u kno that there are people out there. why do u think we live ina palace. no thank u
#10
Before Google, people had to go out in the alley and yell "WHAT'S THE
NAME OF THE MONKEY FROM ALADDIN?" until they got some answers.
#11
Knock Knock Who's there !
Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
#12
What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?
Saladdin.
#13
What are Aladdin's least favourite
biscuits Jaffar Cakes
#14
What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?
Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.
#15
I run an amateur dramatic society.
Someone approached me recently wanting to do an all dwarf version of the pantomime "Aladdin". The concept is a little wishy-washy.
#16
If I learned anything from Aladdin it was that if u just keep lying to
a girl eventually u will get to marry her and live at her dad's house
#17
Disney's Aladdin taught me that as long as you have a foundation of lies,
actual magic, and one of you is rich, a relationship can work.
#18
Disneyland fires employee for wearing Muslim hajib.
Surely, they could've moved her to the Aladdin ride.
#19
30% of Republican primary voters nationally say they support bombing Agrabah.
Agrabah is the country from Aladdin. #NotTheOnion
#20
How did Aladdin die?
Carpet bombing.
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