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Alamo Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of alamo jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
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#2
Sometimes I go days without even
thinking about the Alamo.
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#3
I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from...
...but then I remembered the Alamo
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#4
Knock Knock Joke -Knock Knock!
-Who's there? -The Alamo -The Alamo who? -You said you'd remember!
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#5
Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
they only had 2 trucks
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#6
I just remembered the
fuck outta The Alamo.
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#7
A started a blog about ADHD...
...it's going to have recipes and I went to the Alamo.
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#8
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?
They only had 4 cars.
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#9
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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#10
Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?
They only had two vans
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#11
A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo?
Because they only had two pickup trucks
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#12
Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?
they only had one pickup
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#13
Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had 2 cars.
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#14
What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?
"Who the hell ordered a new roof?"
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#15
Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
They only had 2 trucks
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#16
This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans.
What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo? "Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"
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#17
What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?
"What are all these landscapers doing here?"
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#18
Why were there only 3 thousand Mexicans at the
Alamo They could only find three minivans
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#19
Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
They only had 2 vans
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#20
Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?
They only had two cars.
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