What Are Alligators Jokes?
Alligators Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of alligators jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
They shouldn't be called Alligators they should be called AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHlligators!
I made this one myself.
#2
I got thrown out of the zoo today....
apparently you're not allowed to feed the ducks..... to the alligators........
#3
I read somewhere that Alligators only have to eat once every three weeks...
if only that Disney Alligator could have waited one more day.
#4
Why won't alligators attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy
#5
Today Donald Trump renewed his talk about surveillance on Mosques,
gun control and adding alligators to FBI No Fly lists.
#6
2015.
Worse than the death of paper is the death of staplers. Rest in peace you sexy plastic alligators.
#7
Next time you're having a bad day just remember that alligators spend
their whole lives looking like they're trying to do a push-up.
#8
It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart.
One will see you after a while, and the other will see you later.
#9
What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?
Lacoste intolerant.
#10
Alligators and Condoms Are two
things I don't fuck with
#11
What do gay alligators eat for breakfast?
Cockadiles
#12
Alligators can grow up to 8 feet!
Though most only have 4
#13
Did you hear about the Ethiopian man that fell into an alligator pit?
They say he ate 7 alligators before they could drag him out of there.
#14
Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice.
Take alligators for example.
#15
I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ...
to the alligators... All I wanted was to complete the circle of life.
#16
It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart...
...One will see you later, whereas the other will see you in a while.
#17
A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition...
But it caiman second.
#18
How often do I see alligators?
Ocajunally
#19
Alligators gonna
alligate
#20
Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...
seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
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