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#1
What the hell is almond milk?
Almonds don't have titties
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#2
What happens when almonds die?
Diamond
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#3
the worst part about being vegan is having
to get up early to milk the almonds
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#4
Michael Cera, too timid to send his food back even though he's allergic
to almonds, eats a meal and politely goes into anaphylactic shock.
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#5
I have a friend who has a fetish on almonds.
He's fucking nuts.
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#6
What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?
Nuts.
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#7
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
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#8
Ancient people: turned grapes into wine, agave into tequila, and sugar cane into rum.
Modern people: turn soy, rice, or almonds into milk.
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#9
I just spent $100 at Whole Foods.
This better be a damn good bag of Almonds.
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#10
I needed to get a shipment of almonds to the airport quickly.
It was so weird to call Uber and ask if they could drive me nuts.
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#11
Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy
snack and want to stop having twelve dollars.
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#12
Hardest part of being a vegan What's the hardest part of being a vegan?
Waking up at 5 to milk the almonds.
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#13
What do you call obnoxious almonds?
DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!
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#14
Started my new healthy diet today.
Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked.
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#15
"What a nut job" I exclaimed, on my
first day as President of Almonds
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#16
I wonder why the ingredients on a snickers wrapper says "May contain
almonds." What, is the guy who drops in the almonds a slacker?
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#17
I imagine the hardest part about being vegan is getting
up before sunrise to milk all of those almonds.
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#18
What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?
Deez Nutz
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#19
I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds.
I'm calling it "CDs Nuts"
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#20
Have you seen the prices of Almonds and Cashews?
They're nuts.
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