What Are Always Jokes?
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#1
People always call me unattractive until they see my wallet...
then they call me poor too.
#2
From an Obit: He was always a daredevil
His last words were "Watch this."
#3
I refuse to text and drive...
I always end up spilling my beer.
#4
I can't stand the kids of this generation.
It's always meme, meme, meme.
#5
I don't like road head I always
have whiskey dick.
#6
I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts
like they've never seen the menu in their life
#7
Why did Hitler always win at limbo?
Because no one else could stoop any lower.
#8
Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?
Because he was always below a C
#9
What's cold and always runs from a fight?
Coward ice.
#10
What does a duck always have behind him?
His buttquack
#11
I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and
he doesn't even know it and he's always on time.
#12
I'm training for a marathon with my friend.
Every day when we hit the trails he tells me the same thing, and it always makes me laugh. It's a running joke.
#13
WHY IS USHER ALWAYS SAYING HIS NAME
IN HIS SONGS, IS HE A POKEMON?
#14
I could never marry a tennis line judge...
They always point out your faults.
#15
Always helpful...
Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
#16
People are like onions...
I always cry when I cut them up.
#17
I don't always start a joke without
finishing it, but when I d
#18
Why wasn't Hitler allowed at the barbeques?
He always burned the Franks.
#19
Always a bridesmaid, never a new world-order leader in a post-apocalyptic all-powerful matriarchy.
Sigh.
#20
Assorted s a/e x jokes Remember to always practice safe sax
We don't suck we blow wet the butt, wiggle, and blow
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