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What Are Alzheimer Jokes?

Alzheimer Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of alzheimer jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I have Alzheimer's disease.
But at least I don't have Alzheimer's disease!
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#2
The first rule of Alzheimer's club
Is don't talk about chess club
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#3
I would rather have Parkinson's than Alzheimer's Because it's better
to spill half the glass than forget where you put the liquor.
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#4
A man visits the doctor.
The doctor says to the man: "I'm really sorry, but I have to tell you you got AIDS and alzheimers disease." To which the man answers: "Phew, Im just glad it's not AIDS..."
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#5
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!!
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#6
What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?
That you get to meet new people everyday!
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#7
I asked my Grandfather what it's like to have Alzheimer's.
He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences.
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#8
Alzheimer joke (can't
remember if repost)
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#9
More money is spent on boob jobs and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research!
By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no fucking idea why!
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#10
Would you rather suffer from Alzheimers or Parkinson personally
I'd rather shake my drinks than forgetting where I put them.
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#11
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb?
to get to the other side...
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#12
I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club "Somebody
I used to know" probably wasn't the best song to pick
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#13
There are some benefits to having alzheimers For
example, you get to meet new people constantly.
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#14
I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's seven years
ago But it feels like it was just yesterday
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#15
I heard today is World Alzheimer's
Day Sorry, I just forgot.
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#16
Twitter is going to get very dark when we all get older and are
still tweeting from our Alzheimer and dementia riddled brains.
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#17
In my old age I may have developed alzheimer's
But at least I don't have alzheimer's.
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#18
my Grandma with alzheimer's at my
Wedding asked where's the body?
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#19
What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?
You get to meet new people everyday.
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#20
Doctor: I'm sorry to say but you have cancer and Alzheimer's.
Patient: Well at least I don't have cancer. - Jackie Martling
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Most alzheimer jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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