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What Are Amputee Jokes?

Amputee Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of amputee jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
StubHub should really be a place
where single amputees meet.
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#2
So I phoned the Amputee Hotline
the other day I got cut-off.
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#3
Being gay is a choice...
like being black, poor, or an amputee. No one really made you go to Iraq
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#4
An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon...
It was secondhand.
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#5
What did one amputee say to the other?
I'm as stumped as you are!
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#6
Amputees will not find this joke funny: Actually,
I'm going to cut this joke short.
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#7
I once dated an amputee.
She single-handedly changed my life
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#8
What do you call a blind deer?
No eye-deer. What do you call a blind, dickless deer? No fucking eye-deer. What do you call a blind, dickless, quadruple amputee deer? Still no fucking eye-dear.
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#9
Amputees can be pretty stubborn.
You've really got to hand it to them.
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#10
Being an amputee...
On one hand it has its benefits, but on the oth-
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#11
"Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"
"Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim
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#12
What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?
Amputee
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#13
What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?
Partial arts.
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#14
If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters.
- Demetri Martin
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#15
Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?
Because he's lack-toes intolerant.
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#16
When I wake up every morning, things always go well.
I'm like the optimistic amputee who always starts his day off on the right foot.
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#17
I was flattered that our mailman calls me "Sunshine" until I overheard
him call my neighbor, the double amputee, "Speedy."
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#18
What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?
I'm stumped.
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#19
What do amputees and cricket have in common?
Stumps
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#20
Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?
He had no leg to stand on.
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