What Are Ancient Jokes?
Ancient Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ancient jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
#2
What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?
The Colossus of Scrotes.
#3
"The ancients would grind the nougat plant with stones, adding cacao
nibs as they worked." Satisfied, Paleo Dad accepts the 3 Musketeers.
#4
How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?
Because they built their stuff with reads!
#5
Ancient astronomers were studying the movement of the moon around the Earth After
doing it for 24 hours they got tired of it and decided to call it a day.
#6
What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?
A Barkeologist.
#7
I've been stealing retainers and throwing them in a swamp so that in 1000
or so year archeologists think it's an ancient nerd burial ground
#8
The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you'd almost think it was
built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds I have no shame...
#9
I wonder if, in Ancient Greece, Lighting strikes were
considered an "Act of God" by insurance companies.
#10
Tatum is Latin for potato.
Channing is from ancient times when someone brilliant was "The Chan". So Channing Tatum is a brilliant potato.
#11
[Ancient Egypt job centre] - Name?
"Ankhesenamun" - How do you spell that? "Reed comb water Ankh, bendy straw water shitting priest"
#12
The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may
not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later.
#13
The ancient Egyptians
loved cat videos.
#14
how do I keep my skin looking so young?
it's all thanks to [turns to camera smiling] an ancient curse [locusts pour from my mouth & eyes]
#15
America sure is having some bad luck It's almost like
it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.
#16
Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt?
I promise it's not a pyramid scheme.
#17
Hey, ancient Egyptians!
I'm eating popcorn that I cooked inside a bag in under a minute. Fuck your pyramids.
#18
[Zoo, bird show] "Millions of years of evolution have made these ancient
raptors into graceful sky gods." *bird headbutts window 50 times*
#19
maybe ancient civilizations wouldn't have died out if they'd
built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins
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