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#21
Question: What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?
Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on
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#22
What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?
B)
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#23
*accidentally answers phone call* *pretends
to be answering machine*
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#24
On Passive-Aggressive Jeopardy, the contestants answer
Alex Trebek in the form of rhetorical questions.
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#25
[job interview] "any questions?" yeah is it Pets Mart or Pet Smart?
"ma'am this is a bank" I know but you seem like a man with some answers
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#26
What do we want?
CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you.
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#27
Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?
Stymied Coppers
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#28
My Wife caught me blow drying my shaft And Asked me what was i doing.
Apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer
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#29
When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doctor where I should put my pants..
"Over there, beside mine" wasn't the answer I was expecting.
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#30
I had a teacher in high school who always assumed we'd give the wrong answer.
"What's hotter, green or red peppers?" Green "Nope. Green."
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#31
HAHA!
Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window
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#32
Question: What river separates China and India?
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
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#33
A man asked sombody for the time The person replied "3:15".
The first guy says "that's odd, I've been asking the same question all day and I've been getting different answers each time!
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#34
QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of?
ANSWER: Straw.
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#35
If I was a villain, I would follow superheroes to their normal human interviews
for jobs & note what they answer as their biggest weaknesses
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#36
You'll be surprised how many people won't get the answer to this.
Q: what's red and smells like blue paint? A: red paint.
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#37
How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
Yellow?
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#38
I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was.
It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door.
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#39
How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?
[Answer here!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2q2uaq/how_many_karma_whores_does_it_take_to_change_a/)
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#40
The phone rings, and Dad asks: What does the caller ID say?
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
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