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Antiques Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of antiques jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I like my women like I like my antiques.
. . Oriental and fragile.
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#2
Avoided a copay by having my annual physical at Antiques Roadshow.
Clean bill of health, plus I found out I'm worth $150.
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#3
I wish the Antiques Roadshow guy had just told me how much my swords
were worth without getting all nosy about where the blood came from.
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#4
What's an ants favourite collectible
item Antiques
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#5
I sleep with my grandad's WWII bayonet under my pillow.
You never know when someone might break in and start filming Antiques Road Show.
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#6
I was recently at an antiques store.
I picked up a lamp and a genie popped out. He said "I will grant you one wish, you can either have a long memory or a long penis" I forget my response.
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#7
I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value.
Beach better have my money
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#8
*Takes ex girlfriend's poem on Antiques Road Show* Sir
these are worthless *Winks at camera* Told you Karen!
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#9
Shopping for antiques won't make you gay...
...but it will make you buy curios.
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#10
Do you know anything about antiques?
Cause I found a tampon in my backyard and I wanted to know what period it was from.
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#11
What do you call a Mexican that buys antiques in America?
An American Spicker
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#12
Does anybody have any really old jokes that are actually funny?
I'm talking antiques, 100 years +.
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