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What Are Anu Jokes?

Anu Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of anu jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What planet is so big the entire universe can fit in?
Ur Anus.
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#2
What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?
They both circle Ur-anus in search of cling- ons. Boom! Still got it.
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#3
What do a woman's anus and a 9 volt battery have in common?
(NSFW) You know its against your better judgement, but you put your tongue on it anyway.
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#4
Some naughty science shit.
63 earths can fit inside ur-anus.
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#5
I realize I misspelled a word in my last Tweet.
On that note I'm about to eat a Famous Anus cookie.
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#6
What is the only planet you can visit on Earth?
Ur anus
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#7
Name as many weed names as you can.
Purple kush, Sharks breath,God,Chewbacas anus gas. KEEP IT GOIN'
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#8
Why do you think that God hates fags rather than figs?
Oh, I got confused; after all, they are both painful on the anus!
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#9
How is a 9 volt battery and a woman's anus similar You know it's
wrong, but sooner or later you're going to put your tongue on it
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#10
A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic toy horses
up his anus His condition was stable.
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#11
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
Pounding in the anus
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#12
If someone tells you he can swallow a whole coconut...
...let him do it, it means he has complete trust in his anus :d
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#13
Did anyone see the lunar eclipse tonight?
It was right by 'your anus'.
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#14
An interesting fact about the word "poop." While saying the word "poop" your mouth resembles your anus while pooping.
Another great example of this relationship is with the word "diarrhea."
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#15
Why is pound cake called pound cake?
Because it pounds your anus!
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#16
Help, my anus is trying
to kill me!
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#17
Why have I never noticed the 'anus' in 'manuscript' before?
It's like hearing music for the first time.
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#18
You inner anus is so big that when you
skydive it acts as a parachute.
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#19
What did the anus say to the nose?
FRAAAAAAPPPBLAPPPPLAAAAAAAPBRENKKKKKKKKKK!!!
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#20
It might seem unusual to feed a horse using one's anus.
Butt hay, who am I to judge?
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What are the best Anu Jokes?
Our collection features 63 Anu Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Anu Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Anu Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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How many Anu Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Anu Jokes?
Anu Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Anu Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and anu jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Anu Jokes safe for all ages?
Most anu jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Anu Jokes?
anu jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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