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Apostle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of apostle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table.
There must have been a show and karaoke.
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#2
The apostles fell asleep in the Garden of Gethsemane while Jesus was praying.
Noticing that they fell asleep, Jesus woke up St. Peter. "Huh? What? Oh, sorry, Lord, I forgot the coffee!"
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#3
According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer?
Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord.
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#4
[holds up bread] "This is my body" [holds up wine] "this is my blood"
[holds up puppy] "and this is my new pet" [apostles go fricken nuts]
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#5
What car did the Apostles drive?
(Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)
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#6
Jesus and his apostles go to a restaurant...
"Table for 26, please," Jesus tells the hostess. "But there are only 13 of you." "Yeah, but we're all going to sit on one side of the table."
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#7
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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
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#8
[At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body *raises wine* & my
blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts*
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#9
And Jesus said unto his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross.
Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, i'll be back on Monday.
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#10
*jesus turns around to find only
11 apostles* "WHO UNFOLLOWED ME"
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#11
At the Last Supper...
[At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* "This is my body!" *Jesus raises wine* "And this is my blood!" *Pulls out 9 of Clubs* "And this is your card" *Apostles go nuts*
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and apostle jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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