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Applause Jokes

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What Are Applause Jokes?

Applause Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of applause jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?
An applause....
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#2
What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?
A rebel without applause.
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#3
Did to hear about the guy who pretended to wash his hair with excrement?
It was actually sham-poo. *thunderous applause*
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#4
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Drum Roll please! To get to the other side. Thank you ladies and gents for the applause, I'll be here all night.
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#5
Did you hear about the eagle that performed a piano concerto?
The applause was quite raptor-ous!
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#6
It's really crazy that you don't hear a round
of applause every time you order a salad.
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#7
If tree fall in Siberian woods...
And tree fall on Glorious Leader Putin... Does make any sound other than applause?
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#8
What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
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#9
Muslim feminist was explaining how women and men are equal in Islam "You see, women have to cover their hair and their entire bodies.
"And to be equal, men have to.. uh.. wear shorts" *applause*
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#10
Magician: "Think of a number." Me: "Okay." Magician: "Are you thinking
of a number?" Me: "Yes." *the crowd goes wild with applause*
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#11
If you are making love to music, use live album cos
you get a round of applause every 3 minutes.
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#12
I've had the clap so much that
it's turning into applause.
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#13
I wish I was invisible & could fly...
I'd then beat up a mime and see how much applause he gets.
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#14
"United Airlines?
More like DIVIDED Airlines" he said as thunderous applause erupted in the terminal, wild cheers & all the old folks crying
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#15
When I find something in my purse on the first reach-in
I feel like I should get some applause or something.
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#16
Let's give a big round of applause to everyone on Facebook who went to the gym today even though they "hate it"!!
They are the real heroes.
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#17
A crowd of theater fanatics walk into a bar.
They go to the bartender and say, "One round please." "A round of what?" The bartender asks. "A round of *applause*!" They all scream in unison.
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#18
If I ever became invisible, I'd kick fuck out of
a mime Imagine the round of applause he'd get
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#19
why did the spy cross the road because he never
really was on your side hold your applause.
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#20
Why don't asians like to applause?
Because every time they do all they do is crap
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Applause Jokes?
Our collection features 21 Applause Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Applause Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Applause Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Applause Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Applause Jokes are available?
We currently have 21 Applause Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Applause Jokes?
Applause Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Applause Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and applause jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love applause jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Applause Jokes to share?
A good applause jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Applause Jokes safe for all ages?
Most applause jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Applause Jokes?
applause jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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