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Argument Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of argument jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Breakups is just a fancy name for what
happens when men win arguments.
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#2
An argument with my wife is like the gas pedal on a Prius.
I can put my foot down, but I don't really expect much to happen...
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#3
How to win an argument with a woman: 1.
Too late, you're already wrong.
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#4
I've been married a long time, but I bet first dates are still the same.
Lots of awkward arguments about Reaganomics.
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#5
I'm mad at myself for losing an argument while rehearsing
it in my head, so don't tell me how hard your life is
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#6
The best thing after an intensive argument is the reconciliation sex...
...but boy, do I hate to argue with my in-laws.
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#7
My brother has muscular dystrophy and we got into an argument about religion I told him his argument is just as valid as his legs....
Weak.
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#8
Why can't a vegetable win an argument?
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
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#9
What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female?
A knife has a point...
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#10
I got into an argument with my parents about video games.
It was a stupid reason to fallout for.
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#11
A man is suing a hardware for selling him a bucket with holes in it.
Personally, I don't think his argument holds water.
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#12
A tank and a snake are having a heated argument when the snake says "Shut up!
You got penis on your face!" to which the tank replies "You got face on your penis!"
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#13
just saw a political argument on twitter that ended with everyone deciding
that they disagreed but respected each other's opinions lol jk
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#14
The best argument for "the sequel is never as good as the original" is birds v.
dinosaurs.
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#15
Hey man, settle an argument for me?
"Sure" [handing him a sword] Great, he's just in there
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#16
"You the bomb" "No you the bomb" A compliment in America.
An argument in the Middle East.
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#17
What is a misogynist?
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
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#18
So two pencils got in an argument...
It ended in a gra-fight.
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#19
Got into an argument with a cripple and won.
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
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#20
You haven't truly won an argument until
the other person says "whatever."
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