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#1
If a car is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
Zero! Snakes don't have armpits!
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#2
THERAPIST: what's the problem?
WIFE: he objectifies women ME: [trying to stuff bread into her armpit] toaster
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#3
My chest hair connected with connected with
my armpit My hair is really going places
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#4
ME: *does entire national anthem with armpit farts* WIFE: see what I mean?
THERAPIST: Mmmhmm *writes in notes: "she's nuts. This guy rules*
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#5
Sorry that I took a picture of my armpit and
tried to pass it off as my thigh gap.
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#6
What do you call a group of armpit farters?
A pit orchestra. Bonus: [World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s](https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)
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#7
What did Kim say when she found an armpit hair in her margarine container?
... I can't believe it's not butt-hair
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#8
Two guys were fighting with guns...
Two guys were fighting with guns. Then one of them died laughing very heartily. Why? Because the bullet hit his armpit. (told to me by my son)
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#9
Now why do sumo wrestlers shave their armpits?
To avoid being mistaken for feminists.
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#10
How do you make Donald Trump laugh?
tickle his armpits
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#11
My new French girlfriend hates it when I pull her hair during sex.
She says it makes her armpits sore for days.
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#12
Me: guess what I shaved!
Him: your armpits? Me: no Him: your mustache? Me: no Him: your nec- Me: I don't wanna play this game anymore
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#13
*catches 4yo putting on deodorant* Me: What are you doing?
4yo: Feeding my armpits. Me....as you were.
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#14
DEODORANT: ugh i hate my job, gotta go in his
gross armpit all the time TOILET PAPER: bro
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#15
How can you identify a French Infantryman?
Sunburned armpits.
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#16
What is your funniest joke about the French?
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
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#17
My 8 yr old just asked me how the first microchip was built at the
exact time I was wondering what other animals got sweaty armpits.
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#18
ran out of deodorant this morning, so I spritzed on some windex.
Now birds keep crashing into my armpits :(
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#19
My boss asked if I had any special skills so I put my hand under my armpit to make fart sounds.
We laughed and now I'm clearing out my desk
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#20
A man walks into a Swedish chemist shop.....
... and asks for some deodorant. The shopkeeper says 'ball or aerosol?' The man answers 'neither, I want it for my armpits.
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